Thoughts in my head

So sex actually becomes or can become a chore/bore

At what point do you know this?

When before you’re like “yikes” not today!!!

When during you can’t wait for it to be over?

When afterwards all you have to discuss is Nepa and the state of the nation?

How I nearly lost my gullet today….

So I suddenly feel thirsty…..

I stroll to the water dispenser

There’s some boy there “fetching” water

Now he’s not extraordinary looking or anything like that oh…

And I see him around anyway.

Anyway (again LOL) the ogbeni smiles at me

I no come know whether na confusion or devil just wan cause me problem

Na so I fetch water for myself too oh, from the pink tap side…

I also feel a need to drink the water right there…

Thank God say na sip I sip no be gulp

I saw/felt/heard my gullet/throat turn pink!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO

Na that boy smile wan cause me problem….

In this my old age

Just sitting here.....

.... humming Christmas carols to myself!!!!

Tis indeed the season to be jolly.

I'm kinda happy today...

I've just ordered a Christmas tree and I’m gonna buy "Ina Olorun" LOL for my son and myself today....

It's some Christmas thing/accessory/toy/… that you light up which burns for a few seconds before it fizzles out.... I think most people who grew up in Naija will have an idea of what I’m talking about :)

I've never known what the real name is!!!! LOL

Thank God knock out/bangers have been banned in Lagos. They’ve always petrified me!!!!

I think I will also attempt to bake cookies/brownies this Christmas…. Wish me luck people!!!