I finally have stuff to blog about.,..
Tis amazing how fury can make words come to you easily...
Living in this Naija is tough and tis amazing how we all have the Beast element in us .
I queued for over two hours to buy fuel. I waited while the tanker discharged the contents and blamed my patience on my jobless state...
Some adjacent filling station was selling at N75 but i insisted that it’ll be better to buy at the recommended retail price....
Anyways the queue starts to move and some niggers who are driving by start to jump into the queue as in if you’re moving slowly they just jump in...
Sha some danfo tries to chance the woman behind me and in the hullaballoo she jams me, her car lights break but we don’t stop struggling till the gates close(they’re letting us in batch by batch, imagine oh)
So i get down to assess the damage and my car’s unscathed...
Don’t know where the rage came from but i start to shout “thief thief thief” to the Danfo driver and clap and really shout i looked like a typical Benin wife( i hear they’re the most quarrelsome ones LMAO)
Of course while i’m shouting queue opens up again and starts to move and another idiot of course takes one space in front of me...
My black skin turned red mehnnnnn
I jump in my car, drive like an agbero, almost destroy my poor jeep in the process. Drive next to the mad man and start to shout, i tell him if he doesn’t back off i will curse him and his children.
Even I couldn’t believe my fury i shouted so much a crowd gathered...
The driver started to mutter some explanation and at this point all my veins were standing...
Kai men looking back now i musta been a sight LOL
Sha the man says to please take my space back...
So i jump in my car and turn on the AC with the small fuel wey remain.
Then some Islamic cleric comes to beg me for space.... If you see as i bone, i tell am say upon all the Islamic meme wey e write for motor he cannot do the right thing abi?
The driver of the said bus say me suppose even respect them as i see their organisation’s name kai na so i begin shout again “ Do the right thing, Do the right thing, DO the right thing”
I shout am so tey i don’t think i wanna hear the words for a long time again LOL LOL
Only for me to end up crashing in hospital again!!!!!!!!!!!
Smallie no well...
Wasn’t too bad sha at least we blasted AC all night, nepa or no nepa, fuel or no fuel...
But all i have to say is DOWN YAR ADUA mehen at least for all these fuel issues......
20 comments:
Eya pele. It can't be easy. Hope ur smallie is feeling better?
Okay,no kidding!!!!u make that sound like a comedy but i can imagine how pissed u musta been.........pele!!!
queing urself and some idiots jus misbehaving
down yaradua * 10000000000000000
I think someone should just kidnap turai and release her after 100days..i hear she's d cause of all our probs in this country
sting-hey see what a big boy Lennie is now!!! You must be a proud mama :D
SMallie's doing much better thanks, we should be back home God's grace on the morrow...
Qmoney- i'm quite amazed at all the allegations levelled against her, she looks so meek and helpless.
Had to really laught out loud when I read this post of yours!
It is well with you my sister hope your baby is feeling better now.
@Turai,pls don't let the size or the look fool you o...some pple are what u call "small but mighty"...they can do and undo!lol
Had to really laught out loud when I read this post of yours!
It is well with you my sister hope your baby is feeling better now.
@Turai,pls don't let the size or the look fool you o...some pple are what u call "small but mighty"...they can do and undo!lol
Had to really laught out loud when I read this post of yours!
It is well with you my sister hope your baby is feeling better now.
@Turai,pls don't let the size or the look fool you o...some pple are what u call "small but mighty"...they can do and undo!lol
My bad...I'm commenting from my phone and it is acting weird!
awww...pele!!! What a day!!!
Hope smallie is better tho????
Chai, i heard that fuel situation is not easy there sha. Take it easy o, don't go and break down for mumu people abeg.
LOL! I feel your pain. Those fuel queues can be so annoying!
But see how we're already used to them?
How's smallie now?
LOL! I feel your pain. Those fuel queues can be so annoying!
But see how we're already used to them?
How's smallie now?
i totally feel you but be easy cuz i knw u are preggers...
The fuel situation is really really horrible and sickening
LMAO!!!!
Lagos Life!
God help us All.
Pele.
We will survive.
Luckily< no crazy Lagos driver has pulled any of those stunts this past 3 months of the whole fuel madness, me, I'm kuku ready to lose my bumper, *hisssss
They always think they're sharper, especially because we are young women.
Sorry about smallie
pele...heard that fuel crisis has been going on for ages
truly, dis fuel situation has brought the beast in us out.
I have had to fight on fuel queues, play nice with attendances, abuse and insult and all sorts at fuel stations....ko funny!!!!
Sorry love! How Smallie now? Damn the people responsible for all the fuel issues!
Hope its a little better now sha.
chineke! na so fuel queue dey be? no wonder oga dey hala wen i finish am come dump d car for him there.
hope smallie is fine o. abeg, explain. how u dey enjoy AC all night, nepa or no nepa, fuel or no fuel?
Crazy place, Lagos.
This Lagos ehen,its about making up your mind not to let these people get to you. what a day you had
lol! even the most gentle person will do the unbelievable in that situation.
Lool! This was funny. I can only imagine...
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