Just finished rushing one bowl of hot amala... :) LOL
Didn't realise i was so hungry
wolfed it down faster than my doggie would have :D
Meeting my prospective in-laws tomorrow
I'm as nervous as hell
wish me luck peeps
Thursday, 20 March 2008
Monday, 17 March 2008
Mondays!!!!
I "like" Mondays....
The minutes or rather the hours just always seem to fly past
See now it's almost 11'0' clock and one meaningful work i have not done today :D
Anyway my weekend was fun, spent most of it sleeping.
Which was great...
Didn't exercise though ;) woke up late LOL
The drama i encountered getting to work today wasn't funny at all, left home about 6.17am still didn't arrive at work until almost 8'0' clock. Thankfully my brother did most of the driving :O
The horrors of Lagos roads!!!!
One woman at the bus stop when he got off asked for a lift, i "lied" that i wasn't going her way.
Felt quite bad but you see, this Lagos is so unsafe, we can't just be carrying people we don't know abi?
She had a baby and like "3 loads" by her side.
My car is a "darling get down let uncle enter" type of car(2 door hatchback ) so i couldn't imagine having to first packing all her load to the backseat then hopping in.
God have mercy on us all.
The next sin i committed this morning was snooping through my ex's e-mail. why i did it i don't know. Just curious to find out what he was up to i guess
Is it bad to do that sef?
anyway i repent from all my evil ways LOL :D
My vaccum cleaner has just been delivered.
Nna bia
The minutes or rather the hours just always seem to fly past
See now it's almost 11'0' clock and one meaningful work i have not done today :D
Anyway my weekend was fun, spent most of it sleeping.
Which was great...
Didn't exercise though ;) woke up late LOL
The drama i encountered getting to work today wasn't funny at all, left home about 6.17am still didn't arrive at work until almost 8'0' clock. Thankfully my brother did most of the driving :O
The horrors of Lagos roads!!!!
One woman at the bus stop when he got off asked for a lift, i "lied" that i wasn't going her way.
Felt quite bad but you see, this Lagos is so unsafe, we can't just be carrying people we don't know abi?
She had a baby and like "3 loads" by her side.
My car is a "darling get down let uncle enter" type of car(2 door hatchback ) so i couldn't imagine having to first packing all her load to the backseat then hopping in.
God have mercy on us all.
The next sin i committed this morning was snooping through my ex's e-mail. why i did it i don't know. Just curious to find out what he was up to i guess
Is it bad to do that sef?
anyway i repent from all my evil ways LOL :D
My vaccum cleaner has just been delivered.
Nna bia
Monday, 10 March 2008
Never buy cheap bags
I'm seething with rage here...
Supposedly got a good deal on some handbags last week...
They looked quite nice and cost N3000 each. (What a deal LOL)
Quickly i jumped at two black ones!!!
Carried one throughout last week, noticed that the zip wasn't closing too well after like two days
But i figured i had too many stuff in it.
Yesterday when i had barely anything in it, the zip still gave way...
Decided to swap it, for the "other bigger" one this morning...
While strolling into the office, in my new patent shoes, new black trousers and new black bag ;)
I felt a tug and thought .... "hmmm what now?...."
Alas the strap of the stupid N3000 bag don cut!!!!!!!!
Arghhhhh
I'm done with cheap bags, don't know what i was thinking in the first place!!!!
Supposedly got a good deal on some handbags last week...
They looked quite nice and cost N3000 each. (What a deal LOL)
Quickly i jumped at two black ones!!!
Carried one throughout last week, noticed that the zip wasn't closing too well after like two days
But i figured i had too many stuff in it.
Yesterday when i had barely anything in it, the zip still gave way...
Decided to swap it, for the "other bigger" one this morning...
While strolling into the office, in my new patent shoes, new black trousers and new black bag ;)
I felt a tug and thought .... "hmmm what now?...."
Alas the strap of the stupid N3000 bag don cut!!!!!!!!
Arghhhhh
I'm done with cheap bags, don't know what i was thinking in the first place!!!!
Monday, 25 February 2008
Afro says they come in threes....
Just sitting here musing over one of my most mortifying moments which occured two weeks ago
I've got this small cousin...
We're pretty "close"
She looks up to me as her older sis(she hasn't got any biological ones you see)
BACKGROUND
My then boyfriend and i were just "rabbits" we would get at it any and every where
So for both our good(s) we decide to keep a pack of rubbers at my place...
I hid it far far away, infact it was in the same envelope i kept my mints which were for spraying at every owambe i went that period.
THE 1st INCIDENT
So my other cousin is getting married and i'm running late as usual. LOL
So i grab the envelope, rubbers n all and rush off to the church
I think i manage to make the joining or something.
At some point we need to drop money in the collection bowl
so i turn to my small cousin and ask her to open my purse and get money from the envelope.
All this time i had totally forgotten the contraband in the envelope.
You can just imagine my shock when she starts pulling them out different colours-pink,yellow, black,blue,i think there was red too.
I went red, trust me my black skin went red.
Heck my siblings were sharing the pew with me plus my friends were there.
I just grabbed the envelope and ran out the church!!!!!
INCIDENT 2
During my last holiday, my bestest friend (whose name i will spare you all) gave me KY jelly and some orgasm intensifying cream which i happily took back with me to Africa...
As usual I stashed it in some bag at the far corner of my closet, ok sorry ward robe...
On this fateful day, my long time "disease" of arranging clothes decided to rear it's head.
So i emptied the ward robe even though it was well arranged anyway and started to arrange.
The next day i was still arranging and this my small cousin came to visit!!!
So she's sitting on my bed, just rifling through the clothes
When she grabs this bag...
Now my back is turned and i didn't even remember i had such goods in my stuff!!!
Sha, she pulls out the gel and cream and asks me
"Sis, wetin be this?????????"
Chai i nearly died....
I quickly stuttered the most hopeless response ever " oh that, my friend gave me to try" I thought adding "when i marry would be absolutely pathetic ROFL>>>>>>>
Now since Afrobabe says these disasters happen in threes,
I'm crossing my fingers on the third "disaster" to happen
I hope she will not actually catch me in the sack sha
Because that one- my friend na die i go just die...
I've got this small cousin...
We're pretty "close"
She looks up to me as her older sis(she hasn't got any biological ones you see)
BACKGROUND
My then boyfriend and i were just "rabbits" we would get at it any and every where
So for both our good(s) we decide to keep a pack of rubbers at my place...
I hid it far far away, infact it was in the same envelope i kept my mints which were for spraying at every owambe i went that period.
THE 1st INCIDENT
So my other cousin is getting married and i'm running late as usual. LOL
So i grab the envelope, rubbers n all and rush off to the church
I think i manage to make the joining or something.
At some point we need to drop money in the collection bowl
so i turn to my small cousin and ask her to open my purse and get money from the envelope.
All this time i had totally forgotten the contraband in the envelope.
You can just imagine my shock when she starts pulling them out different colours-pink,yellow, black,blue,i think there was red too.
I went red, trust me my black skin went red.
Heck my siblings were sharing the pew with me plus my friends were there.
I just grabbed the envelope and ran out the church!!!!!
INCIDENT 2
During my last holiday, my bestest friend (whose name i will spare you all) gave me KY jelly and some orgasm intensifying cream which i happily took back with me to Africa...
As usual I stashed it in some bag at the far corner of my closet, ok sorry ward robe...
On this fateful day, my long time "disease" of arranging clothes decided to rear it's head.
So i emptied the ward robe even though it was well arranged anyway and started to arrange.
The next day i was still arranging and this my small cousin came to visit!!!
So she's sitting on my bed, just rifling through the clothes
When she grabs this bag...
Now my back is turned and i didn't even remember i had such goods in my stuff!!!
Sha, she pulls out the gel and cream and asks me
"Sis, wetin be this?????????"
Chai i nearly died....
I quickly stuttered the most hopeless response ever " oh that, my friend gave me to try" I thought adding "when i marry would be absolutely pathetic ROFL>>>>>>>
Now since Afrobabe says these disasters happen in threes,
I'm crossing my fingers on the third "disaster" to happen
I hope she will not actually catch me in the sack sha
Because that one- my friend na die i go just die...
Wednesday, 20 February 2008
Randoms
Seems the last time i went to a wedding was aeons ago
Can't remember anyone bringing me aso ebi in the past few months
Could it be that all my friends are now ALL married?????????
This issue of giving children oyinbo names sha
Some relation of mine named her third son ROCK
I've just heard and i still can't get over it i tell you
ROCK as how?????????
Infact that was the exact question i asked the bearer of the "news".
Maybe it's better than the names of the baby's older brothers who are "Bundle of Joy" and "Champion"
Loud Hiss
I'm as bored as hell today, came out of a long meeting which further heightened my boredom
People just like to speak many oyinbo sha
One chick in the meeting just dey blow fone, dey blow fone
Another contributor come talk say "one thing dey "TENABLE"
Na im my fone speaking counterpart ask say wetin "Tenable" mean.
I was in shock i tell you. So upon all the fone she no sabi tenable ..... loud hiss
Tis now a thing of the past.
Wo make i go find something do
Can't remember anyone bringing me aso ebi in the past few months
Could it be that all my friends are now ALL married?????????
This issue of giving children oyinbo names sha
Some relation of mine named her third son ROCK
I've just heard and i still can't get over it i tell you
ROCK as how?????????
Infact that was the exact question i asked the bearer of the "news".
Maybe it's better than the names of the baby's older brothers who are "Bundle of Joy" and "Champion"
Loud Hiss
I'm as bored as hell today, came out of a long meeting which further heightened my boredom
People just like to speak many oyinbo sha
One chick in the meeting just dey blow fone, dey blow fone
Another contributor come talk say "one thing dey "TENABLE"
Na im my fone speaking counterpart ask say wetin "Tenable" mean.
I was in shock i tell you. So upon all the fone she no sabi tenable ..... loud hiss
Meanwhile my tummy's in bad shape as usual...
I've been in the loo more times than at my desk today
All the little weight left after my rigorous exercise of the past few weeks go finish today at this rate LOL
My new Oga sits right next to me so i'm "condenmed" to a life of always forming busy in the office and as for closing early
Tis now a thing of the past.
Wo make i go find something do
Tuesday, 19 February 2008
Live in Lagos!!!!
So there i was peeing in some loo at some random place
when i peeked at the floor
And there lay this packer quite old and obviously well used
It was "shared" at a wedding party and had some wordings or rather a sticker on it
On closer observation of this famous sticker, i almost got a heart attack
It read " Biodun weds Nkechinwe;) "
April 10th 2007
Courtesy THE LATE MRS SO AND SO!!!!
Bride's Granny
At this point i'm wondering did the "Late Mrs so and so" send people to shop for the packer from her grave or was it amongst her last wishes that packers should be shared on her behalf at the girl's wedding?????????????
Nothing that these poor eyes of mine haven't seen in this Lago sef.
when i peeked at the floor
And there lay this packer quite old and obviously well used
It was "shared" at a wedding party and had some wordings or rather a sticker on it
On closer observation of this famous sticker, i almost got a heart attack
It read " Biodun weds Nkechinwe;) "
April 10th 2007
Courtesy THE LATE MRS SO AND SO!!!!
Bride's Granny
At this point i'm wondering did the "Late Mrs so and so" send people to shop for the packer from her grave or was it amongst her last wishes that packers should be shared on her behalf at the girl's wedding?????????????
Nothing that these poor eyes of mine haven't seen in this Lago sef.
Monday, 18 February 2008
Ok so Osuofia is back to her country :D
So i arrive back in Naija amidst plenty drama and vowing never to fly economy class or better still Emirates again....
Kai my journey back was most traumatic ,all sorts happened to me.
I left home quite happy that for the "first time i didn't have any excess baggage". I mean i weighed the bags by lifting them up and as far as i could lift them up it must weigh only 20kg each.... LOL
Imagine my shock when i reached the counter and the lady said my two bags were like 54kg. i almost fainted. meanwhile hand luggage sef reach 11kg.
Anyway i went and repacked the bags( i don't know why i felt that would work) held some stuff in my hands and went to send the bags in...
To cut the story short, bags were sent in at a total of like 47kg.
Next problem was now what to do with the hand luggage, sha i went to board plane oh, couldn't even do any duty free shopping because i had spent so much time, packing and repacking my bags.
I collect my boarding pass and the lady says there's a note on her computer which says i ain't allowed any hand luggage and in fact she's taking me to her supervisor....
Na joke i think she dey joke , until she grabbed my arm and marched me to supervisor...
No be small oyinbo the man speak to me oh... LOL
At the end of his speech he said i could either pay fifty pounds(which i was not ready to do) or leave the bag
So yours truly ended up in the toilet oh...
Tossed out the things i could, wore like five tops and held the rest of the stuff in my arms, this kain u needed to have seen how i looked, holding chocolates, sweater, "coat" and two glass vases etc into the plane.
I was most embarassed i tell you!!!!!!!!!!!
Painful part was the supervisor came and sneered while telling me "oh so now you've got all your clothes on"
Then i had to leave my "beloved" suitcase behind. A whole five pounds thrown down the drain...
I looked a sight getting onto that flight...
Right now i'm taking a crash course in packing luggage and looking like those correct babes that have designer suitcases(yeah afro not boxes :) and small hand luggage and look so fabulous:)
Tips anyone????????
Kai my journey back was most traumatic ,all sorts happened to me.
I left home quite happy that for the "first time i didn't have any excess baggage". I mean i weighed the bags by lifting them up and as far as i could lift them up it must weigh only 20kg each.... LOL
Imagine my shock when i reached the counter and the lady said my two bags were like 54kg. i almost fainted. meanwhile hand luggage sef reach 11kg.
Anyway i went and repacked the bags( i don't know why i felt that would work) held some stuff in my hands and went to send the bags in...
To cut the story short, bags were sent in at a total of like 47kg.
Next problem was now what to do with the hand luggage, sha i went to board plane oh, couldn't even do any duty free shopping because i had spent so much time, packing and repacking my bags.
I collect my boarding pass and the lady says there's a note on her computer which says i ain't allowed any hand luggage and in fact she's taking me to her supervisor....
Na joke i think she dey joke , until she grabbed my arm and marched me to supervisor...
No be small oyinbo the man speak to me oh... LOL
At the end of his speech he said i could either pay fifty pounds(which i was not ready to do) or leave the bag
So yours truly ended up in the toilet oh...
Tossed out the things i could, wore like five tops and held the rest of the stuff in my arms, this kain u needed to have seen how i looked, holding chocolates, sweater, "coat" and two glass vases etc into the plane.
I was most embarassed i tell you!!!!!!!!!!!
Painful part was the supervisor came and sneered while telling me "oh so now you've got all your clothes on"
Then i had to leave my "beloved" suitcase behind. A whole five pounds thrown down the drain...
I looked a sight getting onto that flight...
Right now i'm taking a crash course in packing luggage and looking like those correct babes that have designer suitcases(yeah afro not boxes :) and small hand luggage and look so fabulous:)
Tips anyone????????
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