See me see trouble in this abuja oh

That's how i sat quietly in my hotel room today, sober and thinking of where and how to find money oh...

when hunger started to wire me, so i call room service and ask what's available for lunch...

She reels off all sorts and i just simply say please can i have white rice and egusi with goat meat?

Then she says "ah that would be vegetable rice and egusi" i say nope just "white rice and egusi".

she insists that the white rice would just be garnished with a few vegetables and i'd like it so i say ok then.

next she says how about the starter? we have goat pepper soup and cream of mushroom or onion(can't remember right now) soup.

At this juncture me i ask how much is lunch? and she says N1800 one thousand eight hundred naira only

so i say ok bring the pepper soup then, i can afford N1800 abi?

Then the lady again says i will GIVE you a small bottle of water, and fruit slices as well as ice cream, which flavour do you want? as well.

Yours truly now....

Says ah no problem. i'll be waiting

only for food to arrive half an hour later and i see bill of N3850 Three thousand eight hundred and fifty naira tori Olorun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My eyes nearly popped out. Apparently plus pepper soup, plus ice cream plus fruit slices everything na extra money.

Promptly told the waiter to take it back oh..

And he tells me oh it's not possible etc

i sha sign the bill and sit down to think of the next thing to do.

In the interim i open the food and believe me na fried rice these people give me to chop egusi soup with bitter leaf!!!

You can just imagine the kind of lunch i am swallowing right now!!!!!

Bitter sweet i tell you....

Last night too, i went to buy suya and i tell the guy "please put plenty onions" and the gentleman goes ahead to slice TWO bulbs of onions into my N500 suya.

You can just imagine what i had for dinner, onions with a few pieces of meat...

I'm just about ready to head back to my country of Lagos biko!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments

Afrobabe said…
your country of nigeria koh...hahahahhaha....kai, see combination...fried rice and egusi for over 3k...kpele dear..I need to come back sharpish and take care of u...
Ms Sula said…
You're hilarious. Loll!

At least, your room service has Egusi and you can eat Suya from down the street...

I guess I miss home, so I can't be supportive. :P

(But then again fried rice and Egusi? Ewww... Loll!)
Mz. Dee said…
Fried rice and egusi... ah..were they tryin to get sued or summthing???
Na wow..i h8 wen ppl dont get my order right.. i alwayz make a big deal outta it. Lol.
First tym here.. luvin ur blog
NaijaBabe said…
lollllllllllll....naija mehn...kai
Sprezatura said…
they actually served rice and egusi, na wao, no matter how garnished n rich it is, it sounds like a menu for Ikoyi prisons
fluffycutething said…
@Afro-My dear it was not over 3k oh, it was almost FOUR THOUSAND NAIRA!!!!!

Pls do and come back biko

@Plastiq & Naija babe-Be laughing there oh, just wait till it happens to you LOL

@Ms Sula- Maybe you should try that combo sometime oh.. you never know;). I couldn't take more than a few spoons i tell you...

@Mz Dee- i was too shocked to make fuss i tell you. Dumb struck more like...

@Sprezatura- i agree totally with you. The taste was something else LOL

Thanks for stopping by peeps....
Waffarian said…
yayyyyyyyyyyyy, somebody else that eats white rice and egusi! I love it, I eat egusi with everything...i eat egusi like stew...I eat it with plantain, cooked yam, etc.

But I blame you sha, for giving in to her, haba! you know how these restuarant people can be over convincing...the way they will say the thing self...as if its a must...and u will now be feeling like a "stingo" wondering if others have been eating "starter" and "icecream".....heheheheheheh
Pink-satin said…
LMFAO >>LMFAO...ROTFL!!!lol...2 bulb of onions into suya!!!friend rice and egusi!!!LMAO!!!
fluffycutething said…
@Waffy - It sure beats the conventional rice and stew u know ;)

It was almost like you were there truly, everytime i ordered food i tried to cut a good "bargain" this kain 'dont bother with the juice since it will make the food cost N5000 etc' LOL

@Pink satin- Just be laughing there oh,one day one day u too will get served "onions with a few pieces of meat in it" LOL ;)
Sting said…
LOL... I'm so sorry but it's funny. Those pple are crooks.
Ms. emmotions said…
LMAO .....
u really had onion for dinner?

lol
ejura said…
lol! Big huge lol!
Abeg wetin be the hotel name?
Two bulbs of onions!
LOl!

Kpele
You'd have let me know you were coming and I'd have worked it all out for you...
fluffycutething said…
@Sting- For laughing you will get served "fried rice and egusi" this weekend LOL

@Ms emmotions- siste, truly i ate onions occasionally punctuated with meat!!!!

@Ejura- lemme spare you the name of the hotel it shares some similarity with the name of your church sha ;)
Next time i'd bell you before hopping on the road to that "country" oh
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