My girl -Suliat
So i recently(few months back to be specific) hired a house manager :D aka help.
She's been quite helpful. My issues with her are minimal which is rare in these parts. She's 22 and saving to "do her freedom" in photography.
Like i said she seems quite ok when i consider the other extremes, however the other day this happened.....
I'll be relaying it in pidgin and Queen's English.
I asked her to clean fish make we cook stew, after a few mins by which time i felt fish should have been cleaned and salted i strolled into the kitchen and alas there was my titus fish being BOILED!!!
Boiled people BOILED!!!!
Fish wen i wan put inside stew oh....
She says my mummy taught her to do that!
I just dey look d gal with shock, I asked her if she's even seen me do such? She say she think say we wan fry d fish...
I say even then has she seen me boil then fry?
These girls dey foolish wen dem wan foolish sha!Ah ah
Another day while i was at work she decided to help my son with homework... i no send am oh, but she tries to be proactive.
My cousin said she heard her repeatedly say "curve and dash". On peeping now she saw them writing no 7 so she says Sulia, wetin be "curve and dash" and the silly gal says oh that's what mummy says when doing Ayobami's homework....
Obviously the bugger had heard me while i was helping Ayobami write no 2 and assumed 'curve and dash' is applicable to all nos.... ****eyes roll***