Tuesday 1 February 2011

Journey to becoming a Lagos big gal.....

So further on my journey to reach my aspiration of becoming a Lagos big gal....

Today i went to wax my eyebrows....

No big deal abi?

Considering that even to apply lip gloss sef i no dey remember, that for me is one step ahead on this my "i must be hot in 2011" matters lol

Funny it wasn't as painful as i anticipated maybe i should go further and get a Brazilian? hmmmm

On Sunday i went to fix my weave.... not the Brazilian/lace front weave oh(still can't work out how to nip from No 2's cerelac allowance without getting busted lmao) so sha i spent hours there...

As in typical sunday salon moves, crowd there, only one good stylist and everyone wants HIM ALONE to fix thier hair etc etc so it took me hours to get done...

I didnt want Daddy going on about me turning him to a nanny and couldnt possibly take the boys to the salon so i arranged for my brother's girlfriend to baby sit...

I'm driving home and Daddy calls " Where are you?" "you left your children since morning to go and make your hair" "You are just going to work and not to do fashion(abi how the man talk am sef?)" "henceforth i COMMAND you never to leave the children and go to the salon again.... i'm not asking or telling you i am COMMANDING you"

na wa i get controller for office and Commander for house....

Na wa lol God help me which kain problem be this>????

Anyway i'm not to quarrel about the matter (for now) one day i will ask him whether i look like one of his staff that he is commanding me.... Men and their ways sef....

19 comments:

NaijaScorpio said...

lol @ commanding. Although i don't think it would be funny if i were in your shoes. Command ke? It's not easy to be married sha! God will help us when we get there IJN!

Evee said...

That is one of the reasons why i hate to go to the salon on sundays. Always crawling with so many people waiting for 1 or 2 stylist.

Anonymous said...

lollll.....men!...abi he e go appreciate your gorgeous hair for nite huh? *wink*

Blessing said...

Oga o, Lagos big gal by force!

eyebrows? weave? na wah ooo....lol

Say sorry to daddy ooo

P.E.T. Projects said...

LOL... Lagos big girl, you berra be careful. Maybe you should get a stylist to come home and do the job.. no?
Dont worry, he'll come around.

Prism of an Immigrant said...

Ahn Ahn, Daddy should take it easy now. Every now and then its okay for you to make your hair and pamper yourself. There is so much competition out there, and sebi they say only the fittest survive, ie the ones with nice hair, clothes, etc. You dey try shaa.

doll (retired blogger) said...

you can try home service and make him pick the extra tab

Afronuts said...

lol! I guess you want to live up to your name to the max...you know - be 'fluffycutething' to the core.

Funny, the name makes me think of something furry and cute...

Dont mind the man, when you come home looking good he'll secretly thank God you went

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Chili Pepa said...

Isn't it interesting how marriage relationships evolve in Nigeria. First he's your friend and lover, then he becomes your husband and partner, then your Lord and Master. He suddenly is too big to help you out at home or to watch the kids, the kids become 'your' children, and you as a person, become invisible.

9jaFOODie said...

hahahahah....Much luck with the journey. I am sure the hair looks fab!!!!

SHE said...

Eh? Its not easy to become a Lagos big girl! hehehe!

Mojisola said...

Men and their wahala, small time, they'll say married women "let themselves go"; its just one of those damned if you do and damned if you don't things.

LusciousRon said...

LMAO! Pele. Book in advance and try other salons.

ibiluv said...

enjoy the bigzness.....


wink

Mena UkodoisReady said...

LOL! Lovely post

http://efemenaoreoluwa.blogspot.com/2011/02/tale-of-driver-millionaire-and.html

betrayednaijawife said...

maybe next time you should make him go with you and the children and see what hell it is...lol...that'll be something to watch!

Afrobabe said...

You took it well...We would have had an almighty row that day and no sex for 2 weeks...hissssssssssssssss

P.E.T. Projects said...

Afrobabe, in ur dreams!
i used to think like that too but people experiences have taught me that it doesnt work that way

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