Friday, 1 June 2007

And so another disaster happens!!!!!

I've wondered over the years why i am so so disaster prone...

Truly i need to find a/the reason why.

I mean how do you explain breaking the heel of your shoe on an escalator with your hot new toaster right in front of you? or buying coffee from macdonald's and suffering your poor tongue from the scalding bitter drink, all the while not realising you're supposed to put in sugar and milk yourself????????? Or nearly breaking your ear and head by walking into a window in the full view of your old classmate and her hussie because u're were busy chattering away?????????

Stories for another day

Today's disaster was quite a classic....

I have been invited to a 60th birthday party tonight and being the socialite that I am, i wanted to be decked up to the teeth... so i decided to launch one new hot white skirt i bought aeons ago and never wore....

I left my house feeling "very fine" this morning though i got into my usual frenzy of where is my slippers?, where is my one thing and the other? (lol).It was quite a well rounded morning... and i was late to complete the mix:)

Managed to arrive at work just a few minutes late today:)

For some reason my office has been designed with lots of reflecting mirriors(according to my niece) and so after chattering all the way from the car park with my colleague i walked up to the door and saw red!!!!

My whole "pata" aka 'paint" was out in the open.

"Oh the lining of my skirt has crawled up" i said to my colleague and i ran off to the nearest bathroom...

I was astonished to find that the lining of the skirt was in fact in place, and the only thing wrong was that the skirt was transparent and my whole bussom was showing for the whole world to see!!!!

I was wearing a white skirt with red pant!!!

My black skin turned red...

I was mortified.

I had to endure the 10minutes walk back to my car and i sped back home to change the entire outfit!!!!

I'm still hissing here.....

What a morning this has been ;)

Now my seat mates are calling me "snowwhite" (lol)

One even asked me if i didn't have a "simi"(waist slip/petticoat/under skirt)... I looked at her with my eyebrows raised?

Do chicks still posess such things?

Me I stopped wearing one when i reached SS3 and saw the light oh (lol)

Anyway we'll see what other "disasters" crop up later on today!!!


BiMbyLaDs** said...

lolllll 'simi'in what day and age ehn?

fluffycutething said...

My dia,

I've been forced to order one oh!!! I'm sure i'll never wear it sha(lol)

But to forestall any such future disasterous occurences;)

I better have one handy

Kpakpando said...

omg "simi" I haven't heard that in ages!

keeping it real said...

I would have just gone would know better. Pele sha. It could not have been funny to be on display like that.

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